Thursday, May 14, 2009

Pretty Nazi update

Good morning: It appears that things have worked out nicely for Carrie Prejean. Not only does she get to keep her Miss California title (courtesy of Donald Fucking Trump) but her nemesister, Shanna Moakler, has resigned. I think Keith Olbermann does a better job of deconstructing Ms. Prejean's tear streaked rant than I ever could: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwkTAzcToic And Perez Hilton says GOD made him do it: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/05/perez-hilton-god-told-me-carrie-prejean-did-not-deserve-to-win.html Donald Trump, scumbag that he is, simply overruled his underlings and said that Carrie Prejean will remain as Miss California. Why does anyone pay attention to Trump? He's been bankrupt more times than Liz Taylor's been married. I don't know who the current Trumptrollop is, but if I was her, I'd be watching my semi-nude back. The beauty paegant business, and it is certainly a business, is as corrupt and unreal as professional wrestling--and just as full of phonies. That's to be expected. After all, wherever there are people engaged in the business of exchanging cash for integrity and honesty, they will find a ready market. The thing that irks me is not that Miss California turns out to be a cheap, fake-boobed, whining strumptet. What irks me is the immediate 180 degree turn that her so called "christian" supporters can make in their own ethics and values. Not that I don't expect it. It has been a feature of the folks I call KKKristians for a long, long time. They can forgive anything that one of their "role models" does as long as that person says they have JESUS in their hearts. What a load of shit. As much as I expect it to happen, I still don't like it. I think the best way for me to deal with this is by doing the following: Whenever some KKKristian tells me that poor, poor, pitiful Carrie has been savaged for her christian values and honesty I'll just listen, nodding from time to time; and when they finish I'll say, "Yeah, I know what you mean. All that GOD given beauty and truth and wotta set of headlights!" "

20 comments:

melodysinger said...

LOL - I love the last line!

mutzali said...

I particularly liked Trump's comment that nobody would have paid any attention to her opinions if whe wasn't so gorgeous.

I mean, who in their right mind even allows ugly woment to HAVE opinions, let alone listens to them???

mutzali said...

Ooh. didn't know the picture would show up. Guess I've reinforced my point.

Dave von Ebers said...

Trump is a world class ass. Of course, had he stripped her of her “crown” (gag me), she would have really gone of the charts on the Right-Wing-Christian-Victim-O-Meter … so maybe it’s just as well.

(And isn’t it more than a little ironic, Mutzali, that Donald Friggin’ Trump talks about other people’s looks?! Have you ever seen David Letterman’s “Trump or Monkey?” segment?)

Dave von Ebers said...

By the way, my word verification is … “aquanag.” Aqua nag? Not sure what that means …

the Rev Jerry Gloryhole said...

"Aquanag: another term for waterboarding, a form of information-gathering".
Mine's 'resties'.

Just more Christian-bashing by the democommiefascistosocialist left wing. We the devout have borne the brunt of discrimination for centuries. The Inquisition? The tortured were Christians. Thirty-Years' War? War of the Roses? The Franco-Prussian War? WWI? WWII? Nearly all of the dead and maimed were Christians.
If we were just allowed to re-educate the gays, or whatever, then war and famine and tornados would cease.
I for one think Sister Carrie has a future in America's True Party, the Republicans. Time to get those puppies to pay for themselves, Carrie!

democommie said...

Reverend Jerry Gloryhole:

"Time to get those puppies to pay for themselves, Carrie!"

Are they up for adoption?

Donald Trump, "Manskank".

democommie said...

Mutzali:

You look to me like someone who's learned how to enjoy life. Carrie Prejean looks like she's been reanimated.

Richard said...

Speakin' of bad days...

BAD NIGHT IN BEANTOWN
There was no joy in Boston on Thursday as the Celtics, Bruins and Red Sox all lost. It was the first day since May 17, 1992 that the Celtics and Bruins each lost playoff games while the Red Sox also lost.
(And Big Papi ain't hit one out in 130 AB's --longest career streak.

democommie said...

Richard:

I think Ortiz is still hurting and he and the front office are not admitting it. Not a new story in Beantown or the leagues in general.

The Bruins have come a long way in the last few years. I'm not a hockey fan, but when they were stinking up the joint from about 1980--2006 (while wasting the talents of some terrific players like Ray Bourque and Cam Neely, to name only two) it was hard to not hope they would move to another city.

I'm happy with the Boston teams, by and large. When douchebags like Jim Rome and Jim Kaat don't like your teams, it must mean they're doing something right.

Richard said...

Add Joe Thornton to the list of players wasted by the Bruins. I'm still mad at them for canning Dave Lewis, too. He gave us a nice serving dish when Jeannie and I got married lo those many years ago. But I was hoping for a Boston/Detroit Original Six Cup Final. I can't believe they lost to the 'Canes. It's hard to believe any team would not struggle without their best player. I believe the Celtics best player is Kevin Garnett, right? That said, fuck the Yankees!

democommie said...

Richard:

Yes, to all of your questions.

Anne Johnson said...

Some people think their good looks can shield them from any harsh reality. I'm so glad I'm ugly!

democommie said...

Anne:

I seen enough pitchers of you to know better. I know ugly, hell I've BEEN ugly, you ain't even ugly's cousin, dear heart.

Nomi said...

Wonderful post, dear Demo, and wonderful commentary.

My word verification is " greco" !

Now doesn't that belong with Our General, JC!?

Dave von Ebers said...

Hey, Demo: I took your advice and put on a jacket and tie in the latest video installment …

democommie said...

Nomi:

So nice to hear from you. I am sorry I don't over to your place more often. As you can see my output is slowed down. Too busy banging nails and banging heads with dipshits on other blogs.

Greco? In the wrestling sense? Ah, non, cheri! Le General is only into manly spartan naked wrestling.

Counsellor von Ebers:

You look Mahvellous! Hey, did you wear trousers, too?

Dave von Ebers said...

Trousers?! Damn! How could I have forgotten trousers?!

Bradley Jardis said...

When I hear the word "Christian"............. what comes to mind is this:

1) Weak minded;
2) Bigot; who
3) Wants to push their morals down my throat.

democommie said...

Brad:

We'd be talking about the same folks; I just call them KKKristians to avoid confusing them with nice people that are just believers, which is fine with me.