Thursday, February 12, 2009

Assholes are as assholes do.

So, Okay, I've been listening to the people who know it all prove they don't know their ass from their elbow for at least the last couple of weeks. The reptilicans want the dems to play ball or they're gonna gum up the works? Good, fuck'em. Just make sure that they're names are spelled right when the shit hits the fan. As of today, Judd Gregg decided he'd "made a mistake" in accepting the offer to be Obama's Commerce Sec'y. In the first place it would appear that he's not being completely honest about the situation, in saying that he was "asked" and didn't seek the position--Obama himself said that Gregg seemed "eager". Secondly, I wouldn't bet that he didn't have an epiphany and realize "hey, wadeaminnit, I could be like, y'know a Jen-u-wine contender for the front desk! but not if I'm seen as a "sell out" to the Obamafascists! Yikes!!" Third, and this is most important to me--I'm glad he turned it down. Judd Gregg is a fucking asshole. He was an asshole son of a former governor of NH, an asshole U.S. Representative and has, since 1993 been an asshole U.S. Senator. When I lived in NH it was often difficult to choose between him and John Sununu the younger as to which was a bigger fucking asshole. He's a lying whanker and I hope this comes back to bite him in the ass when he starts complaining about how he and his party are not "adequately represented" in the current administration's group of advisers. Good riddance to bad trash. In other news it was quite warm and windy here in upstate NY today. I went to a wonderful art show, drank a couplea Bud's and met some nice folks. None of them were fucking assholes.

12 comments:

Dave von Ebers said...

Demo, I knew the Gregg nomination would fall flat. These guys are gutless cowards, every last one of them. If there was any hint of decency in the Republican Party, at least a handful of them would have supported the compromise stimulus bill in the House.

The GOP isn't a political party, it's a cult. Kinda like being a White Sox fan, no offense to the C-in-C.

Dave von Ebers said...

Not that Andrew Sullivan is “all that,” as the kids say, but yesterday I think he nailed it:

“Bipartisanship means nothing if it is only ever respected by one party. The GOP is borderline autistic in its understanding of the necessary to-and-fro of democratic government. Or rather: its ideological nature prevents it from engaging in the actual tasks of pragmatic government. Or from seriously thinking of the long-term national interest rather than the short-term partisan one.”

knowdoubt said...

commie, "I went to a wonderful art show, drank a couple of buds (I thought those were supposed to be smoked?) and met some nice folks. None of them were fucking assholes." I'm assuming that was excluding yourself, just wondering one asshole to another?

These are all good Christian folk and there is not a little reason to believe that they suffer enormous prejudice and humiliation here in the US of A just look at this breaking news story they are finally fighting back against discrimination. Respectfully submitted for your reading pleasure

democommie said...

knowboubt:

NO, these days I am not in a relationship.

As for the poor Mr. Lopez in your article? Fuck him, with Kompassionate Kristian Konservativeness.

knowdoubt said...

Yes, I do agree and I hope he finds a judge who also thinks that he should have had the faith of a mustard seed rather than crying to the courts for his grade. He surely would have gotten an "A" no doubt.

I do love the way those Chreastins never miss an opportunity to berate a captive audience with their message of hate.

the Rev Jerry Gloryhole said...

Be nice- we're descended from Republicans.

knowdoubt said...

Reverend, I trust you're not referring to monkeys. We don't buy that shit in the real Amerika, South of the Mason Dicksonian line. We will fight it from now on, see the continuing battles being fought here with billboards, but subject to escalation at any time to more lethal means. Respectfully submissive,

the Rev Jerry Gloryhole said...

Ah, brother knowdoubt, surely you have heard the Darwinists think we descended from tree shrews, not monkeys. Tree shrews. They offer no proof whatsoever of their claims, save the fossil record and molecular biology and their own lying eyes, while we have the proof of, um, believing what's in the Bible.
There's lots of stuff in there. Good stuff. Stuff that proves we were created by an intelligent Being who made us to look like Him. Genesis, maybe. Not the first account, the second. Or was it the first?
I forget. Could monkeys write the Bible? No!

By the way, nice accent.

knowdoubt said...

Reverend, Thanks, the accent didn't come easy. I learned it the hard way, I had to grow up in this hell hole, surrounded by fanatics with a religious bent to them.

A lot of stuff gets over my head, but shrews are probably OK, I haven't heard anyone object to shrews, yet. I'll keep checking the billboards.

democommie said...

Shrews? Youse don't get descended from shrews, youse marries 'em.

democommmie

Joe Visionary said...

... I didn't think there was an 'h' in whanker ...

democommie said...

Joe Visionary:

Wikipedia backs you up. Urban dictionary does not. I'll stick with it. Both say it's a boy who jerks off too much--what's too much?