I was in the po' white trash intertoobz sector for about a month, 'cuz when I dumped Verizon and hooked up with TimeWarner there was a teensy glitch--TimeWarner couldn't find my house for about three weeks.
They got me hooked up and WOW, what a difference between Verzscum's "High Speed DSL" and TimeWarner's cheap ass, low end, "Are you sure that will be enough speed for your requirements, sir?", BARE MINIMUM download/upload speed.
Now, then, to business. I have decided that in future, I will be much more warm and cuddly, touchyfeelyfuzzy re: dealing with my gentle readers' oft incorrect but always sincere attempts to refute my brilliant and unbelievably modest attempts to set the world back on its true and straight path, a path from which it has wandered in recent decades. This is not to say that I will NOT treat those morons who come here--using their own heads as organic buttplugs--and attempt to derail polite and refined discourse with their adamantine and inexhaustible indignorance with a full measure of the disdain and the derision that they deserve*. Nosirreebob, them sumbitches r'gonna be in my metaphorical gunzsightz like sitting ducks in a barrel full of seahorses of a diffurnt color.
RickFUCKINGSantorum? Really? He's the new pastywhitehope of the GOPinheads?
While I would never misunderestimate the ignorance and apathy of the 21st Century U.S. electorate, that might be enough to make even the most hardened** conservative quietly pull the lever for the darkish Obamandingo.
I know, I know, it sounds heretical but there it is. Li'l Ricky is just the latest in a long line of populist douchebags to jump out of the GOP's clowncar of candidacy.
There are, actually, a couple of good things that ex-Senaturd Frothymix's surge*** has accomplished.
A.) I haven't heard squat from St. Sarah of Wassilla or the abominably stupid Michele Bachmann in at least a couple of weeks.
2.) Re-read the above, yeah, it's THAT good.
Z///3.4r.) Mittunswillard's campaign accountants must be tearing their fucking hair out. I mean, not only does Mr. FaKKKristian have to spend MORE money than anybody wants to, just to beat off, um, defeat Sangolem in states that should not have been in play; Romney just found out that Bain Capitol cannot BUY the GOP, shitcan the staff and loot the pension fund. WTF? How is a good, honest**** son of Zion 'sposed to get by if he can't steal MORE money?
The opinions expressed above are solely my own (and anyone else's whose head isn't about a yard up their colon). All dissenting opinions will be read, ridiculed and discarded. Thanks for playing.
* Is that wordgroupthingie, " the disdain and the derision that they deserve", an example of duplex alliteration or what?
** Unless of course we are talking about the members of the MFI (MurKKKan Fundagelical Idiots) who would vote for Santorum if he ran against JESUS, himself--cuz' y'know a JESUS who actually expected them to follow the prescription of the Sermon On The Mount would haftabe a SATANIC impostor.
*** Is it just me or does the word, "surge", mean different things in different contexts? When I think of the word's use, in re: to people like Sansscrotum, it conjures up images of MarkFoleyLarryCraigTedHaggardousity that puts poor Jimmy Swaggart and the always entertaining TammyFaye Bakker to shame.
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